It's A Beautiful Day To Kick Your Ass!

For anyone who cares, I was sick as a dog who had just eaten another dog who was probably also really sick last night. It was all I could do to lay on the couch and say "Stop that Sebastian... ahh, never mind." Ever seen that Simpsons episode where Bart ate the Jagged Metal Krusty-O? It was just like that, yeah, except it was combined with a few days of drinking super-strong coffee and eating cowboy hummus (pretty much beans and jalapenos). That and the stress which is my life conspired to try and make me take my own life last night.

But I persevered! I pressed on! I perspired profusely! I purposely pontificated plentifully! I also had problems falling asleep because I thought I was in a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio, but thats beside the point. I'm only KIND of sick now, as opposed to REALLY sick! HAH! Take that, reality!