Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Someone Reads Me?

When the hell did that happen?! My last few posts have RESPONSES, of all things! Comments! What the hell is wrong with you people? Don't you have better things to do than look at my blog? Seriously, you could be doing something contructive, like whittling batteries or watching NewsRadio (if you can find it).

Also, you don't have the time to fill in your name? You have to post "anonymous"? Why n ot just come out and SAY you're my secret girlfriend! Could you BE any more obvious?!

*sigh*

Anyways, I guess I should write about SOMETHING. Uhm... what do we have here? NewsRadio is out on DVD!! YES! It's about friggin' time! One of the best-written and most vastly-underrated sitcoms of our generation, packing Joe Rogan, Dave Foley, Phil Hartman, Stephen Root, Andy Dick, Vicki Lewis, Khandi Alexander, and Maura Tierny! Patrick Warburton as Johnny Johnson! Judd Apatow as the Goofy Ball! Leelee Sobieski's first real TV appearance! Scott Adams as a comic writer!

*pant wheeze cough*

Ok, I'm good. I'm fine.

Bill: How come no one thinks I'm funny?
Lisa: How come no one thinks I'm female?
Bill: We're just misunderstood. That's why guys like us have to stick together.

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ok... ok, you guys... ok, I'm good. Sweeet.

Ok, on a different subject, my son knows how to work the mouse now. And not just a little bit, he can drag-and drop, pick precise colored dots the size of the mouse icon, and more. Do a search for "Bob the Builder" on Google, and it's the first thing you find. He can do the spelling games, the counting games, the coloring games, and so forth. I am only amazed because... he couldn't do it yesterday. I spent about an hour with him yesterday trying to get him to paint a little bit, and he coudln't get the mouse to do anything. Today, ONE DAY, and he's pretty much mastered the mouse. He only uses one hand, and he watches the icon instead of the mouse itself. The kid is GOOD. Soon I'll be getting MSN messages at work from him!

Bill: It's like my father used to say: "When I was a child I thought as a child and spoke as a child, but when I became a man I took that child out back and had him shot."

Hmm... maybe not the BEST NewsRadio quote to put there.

In other news, I have been banned FOR LIFE from http://forum.nuklearpower.com . Why? I have no idea yet. They haven't deigned it necessary to tell me. I can only assume it's because I stopped arguing when I realized that I simply wasn't being understood. On several occaisions, I announced I was withdrawing from the discussion. The result? Outright mockery, and twisting what I said in ways that Republicans would be envious of. Ah well.... I just need to find another forum to hang out on. With luck, this one won't be COMPLETELY JAM-PACKED with rabid pro-American trolls. (And it's not that I have a problem with Americans, or pro-Americans. It's the ones who think that Iraq was begging for this war, and that Bush really is picked by God that tend to irk me, and shatter my faith in religion.)

Ah well... thats about it, I guess. I should do this more often.

PS: Next time someone reads my blog, TELL ME YOUR NAME!