Canada Elects Zombie Prime Minister

You heard me.



Elected to a minority government, the Convervative party (Formerly the Conservative Reform Alliance Party, or C.R.A.P, I kid you not) has been elected tonight in Canada. Stephen Harper, the dead-eyed zombie leader of the Conservatives, is now our leader.



The man who said that although gays are sinning against God, they should not be unduly persecuted for their choices, has been elected by the people. However, the queers will no longer be allowed to marry, if he has his way. The tax cuts which he promised to introduce over the next few years will likely dematerialize as he tries to justify the increased military spending for "emergency situations".



Please bear in mind the above image is not actually photoshopped... that actually is the background at some of his press conferences. This man is now in charge of Canada, formerly the greatest country in the world.

This is going to be an interesting year.