I Don't Get Mad, I Get Stabby...

... said Fat Tony matter-of-factly.

Yes, my lifelong dream of the past thirty-five minutes has now been to open a 'Legitimate Businessmans Club' in Kamloops, preferably down a short flight of stairs from street level. Bar, card tables, pool table, big screen TV... and if anyone comes in, we'll just sit there and stare at them until they leave. Our black suits are compulsory.