Thursday, June 29, 2006

#213 On The List Of Things I'm Now Allowed To Do At Work

#213: Look up "mst3k wikiquote" during office hours. I can't stop giggling. Example:

Servo [as Gregory]: Maybe I dialed wrong. Let me try again. Let's see… "zero".
Crow [as Answering Machine]: Hi. This is the human race. We're not in right now. Please speak clearly after the sound of the bomb.

I've never even seen a single episode of MST3K, and yet I can hear this so perfectly.... dammit, I'm giggling again.

Joel: Oh, terrific — we were saved by the gates of Hell.
Crow: Hey, what is it about the gates of Hell that compels people to wander into 'em?
Joel [as Adman]: It's because of Smuckers raspberry preserves.


Servo: Oh, the world's thrown into chaos — earthquakes, floods — but that's fine; you knit your sock.
Stepmother: Nope! Not a princess.
Servo: She's got that healthy clown glow.
Marfushka: Oh, no?
Stepmother: You are a queen!
Mike: In that you look like Freddy Mercury.

*snnnrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkk*

6 comments:

Examorata said...

"Oh, go pick on someone of your own opacity!"

I'm so, SO sorry you haven't ever actually seen any MST3Ks. They are one of the touchstones of my existence. Seriously.

Chuck said...

Mst3k is genius beyond belief.

Pwuellerstorfi said...

You HAVE TO see MST3K. It is AWESOME. that last little exchange is from one of my favorite episodes: "Jack Frost."

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