Monday, November 15, 2004

Failed Mottos For Terror Awareness

"Check everyones pants, but try not to look suspicious."

"Be awake, not asleep."

"Be afraid, and run away."

"Close your eyes and you won't get hurt."

"Look alarmed, then take to the hills."

"Randomly shout out the name 'Osama', and shoot whoever turns to look at you."

"Al Kaida is not the enemy, he is just unfortunately named."

And finally, they settled on

"Be aware, but dont be alarmed."

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