Sunday, December 10, 2006

Math Is Your Friend!

Unless you work for Verizon!

Listen to it, and weep for the species.

Paticularly at 3:30 is when you REEEEALLY get the sense that Verizon's hiring practices aren't really all that different than the local Wal-Mart Greeters Association... probably even more lax. If you can make it to the part where he basically gets the guy to say "One equals one, two equals two, but three doesn't equal three", then you have already probably cancelled your Verizon account.

So, more fun links I have to share...

Mary Poppins.... Rated R

Toy Story 2: Requiem for a Dream

Dilbert & Loathing in Las Vegas

Star Wars: The Brokeback Menace

Sleepless in Seattle.... Rated R

Big.... Rated R

Dodgeball: The Revenge

Gay Terminator II

Office Space.... Of Death

Also, me as a simpsons character:


Sorcha Chumomisto said...

the mary poppins and office space ones are my favourites.

Anonymous said...

gods, you sick sick man... I loved it. You reminded me just how much I liked Dodgeball (gotta get that movie...).

the Mary Poppins was deleted, sob, so I didn't get to see it!

Gay terminator was evil; but since I love the song Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, it's all good.