Why Did I Just Pay You $1300?
I mean, let's look at the history here so far.
1.) You take my money, then wait three weeks to send me a laptop computer from Ireland.
2.) You send me a BROKEN computer, with a damaged, nigh-unreadable screen.
3.) You wait two more weeks to send me a replacement laptop, from Toronto this time.
4.) The replacement computer has a damaged, nigh-unreadable DVD Burner (which I tried to ask NOT TO GET, but I wasn't allowed to not get it). Laptop DVD burners are notorious for being completely unable to read CDs.
5.) Anytime I run the Search function, I have to reboot the computer.
6.) Anytime I move more than ten files in Explorer, I have to reboot the computer.
7.) If I'm unlucky enough to accidentally pop in a new CD, I have to reboot the computer.
Tell me, what is the "Dell Advantage" of the "Blazing Fast Dual-Core Processor" and "Windows XP Small Business Edition" I paid substantially more than my monthly mortgage to get, when I am unable to perform tasks that my x86 could handle on Windows 3.1 thirteen years ago?
I'd really, REALLY like to know.
Only upside for today? BroYay!
6 comments:
Stop feeding my addiction! It's already a chore to leave my home!
Oh and I forgot to say that you made me feel so happy that I got my laptop from Best Buy instead of Dell. I don't need mine to do as much as you need yours to do (wow, what an awful sentence) which helps but damn.
What addiction? Blog-reading? Bro-Yay? Dell-hate? Self-love? Because that's just gross...
hey, I've had a laptop for over a year now, and the cd bit works awesome, always has.
blame dell!
BroYay, specifically Wincest.
Now I feel dirty.
Self-love is gross? Well then, kindly turn your head while I give myself a much-needed hug.
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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